2 things are Extremely difficult -To plant you are idea in someone’s head -To plant someone’s money in you are own pocket The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
Category: Office And Work SMS
3 signs that the person is working in the corporate world. 1. Stressed 2. Depressed 3. Still Well Dressed!!
A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email. Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I […]
Heights of Feka-Feki: Interviewer: Why Did you Leave you are Last job? Candidate: The Company Shifted Their 0ffice & Didn’t Tell Me Where it is…!!
Employee: Sir Shirt Mast lag rhi hai aap pr wink emoticon Boss: Chhutti nahi milegi tumhe! . . . . . Employee: Sirf Shirt hi acchi hai, muh waisa hi hai kutte !!
Johny johny.. Yes papa! Private job. Yes papa! Lot of tension.. Yes papa! Too much work.. Yes papa! Family life.. No papa! Bp-sugar.. High papa! Yearly bonus.. Joke papa! Monthly pay.. Low papa! Personal life.. Lost papa! Weekly off!
Do not loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office. Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!! Even after 17 years service. That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..