Sister to Brother: What are you going to gift grandma on her b’day?? Bro: a football Sis: but grandma does not play Bro: on my b’day she gave me bhagvat gita…!!
Category: Jokes SMS
A couple had 3 children naming NC MC ABC Someone asked the meaning They told 1st – Natural Curiosity 2nd – Mutual Consent 3rd – Absolute Bloody Carelessness
Mayawati was talking about Family- Planing & Birth control in Parliament. Lalu got Angry & said: Hey babe When you can’t Play the Game, Don’t make Rules fro Champions!
A Software Engg was smoking Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ? Smoking is injurious to health. Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings
Most confusing double meaning joke: Girl- Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya.. Her Friend- Kyu? Girl- Wo me “late gayi” thi na isliye…!!
A Beggar Found Rs. 100 He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner.. Bill Rs. 3000 He was unable to pay! Manager Handed Him To Police! He Gave 100rs To Police & Free! Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!
A dead boy was taken to heaven. God was shocked to see has heartbeats. Boy Replied: Only am dead but my lover still lives in my heart. & The boy was sent to hell for overacting.