Latest collection of Husband-wife SMS in English. Send these funny husband-wife SMS to anyone and make them laugh.
Police: Sir you are wife had an accident,
please come to identify body now.
Husband: I am busy now,
you take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.
Height of misunderstanding:
A man marrying his own secretary thinking that
she will still follow his orders as before!!
A couple had a huge fight one night
Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids
Good Night Father of none
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor!
Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
In those days parents wants there girl to get married to a good boy. Now a days parents wants there boy to get married to a good girl.