Laugh can increase your lifeline. So we bring you a store house of funny SMS in Hindi that makes you and your friend laugh.
Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai
Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?
To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.
Bhakt: Baba, Mujhe aisa kaam batao
ke mujhe kuch karna na pade,
log kare or paise mujhe mile.
Baba: Ja beta,
SULABH SHAUCHALAY khol le.
8 baate 8 baato ko khatm kar deti hai:
1 Sorry – Galti ko.
2 Dukh – Zindagi ko.
3 Gussa – Rishte ko.
4 Jhuth – Vishwas ko.
5 Saath – Gam ko.
6 Dhokha – Pyaar ko.
7 Facebook – Career ko
8 Whats app – Time ko.
Teacher to student: Write a short note on MATHS!
Student: When maths was 13 yrs old, he created his first gf n loved her a lot..
but, One day when he broke up with her, she ran away & never came back.
Maths was very worried about her & from that day he had given all of us..
the task to find his ‘x’.
The pure Urdu name for condom:
Kuch tamiz seekh lo fugga-fugga karte rehte ho!!
Sakshi to Dhoni (on phone):
Jaanu series chodo, tumhari yaad aa rahi hai..
DHONI: Maine isliye retired hone ka announcement kar diya darling.
SAKSHI: Kam se kam phone par to baat karo..
DHONI: Do minute hold karo, laxman out ho gya hai, main jaakar aata hun!!
This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.