When i was born, God said: Oh! The big idiot is born! When you were born, He said: What a competition! & that’s how we became Friends Forever!!
Category: Funny SMS
True friends are like mornings, you cant have them the whole day, but you can be sure, they will be there when you wake up tomorrow, next year and forever.
Dear Customer, We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing you a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, Hey buddy, why are you doing that? He said, ‘Because you came home early.’