Woman without curves is like, a road without bends, You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
Category: Adult SMS
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home. Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
Women to Dentist: “Its so painful I’ll prefer to get Pregnant than getting my Cavity Filled.” Dentist: “Make a Decision, I’ll adjust the Chair Accordingly.”
Advise to all the girls…. Do not play with street dogs you may get rabies… And.. Do not play with smart boys you may get babies..
Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw one strap of your bra. Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week. Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh: boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out. Teacher: jony, why you […]
A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what’s going on outside. Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is fucking his wife. Dad: what? Is he doing it openly? Son: no, I haven’t seen him but his son is also standing […]